Dust off the cargo shorts and crank up the stereo, because The Royal is bringing you every divorced dad anthem ever written.

From power ballads that scream “I want custody of the weekends” to rock bangers that say “new Harley, new me” – we’ve got it all.

Expect air-guitar solos, unnecessary sunglasses indoors, and singalongs so loud the neighbours will think you’ve finally moved into the spare room.

Free entry, bad dance moves included.